Ya know, I'm BEGINNING to think that the DEATH CLOCK might not be completely accurate....
After reading some of your comments, I checked back in to the clock o' death, just to make sure all my info was accurate.....
Then I noticed that I HAD, in fact, not checked off 1 field properly.
For the MODE field, I had accidentally entered "normal".
I am NOT "normal".
On the contrary, I am probably one of the most pessimistic people I know, so I entered my mode as such.
To my horror, once I did so, my date of death PLUMMETED down to Tuesday, April 9, 2024!!
What the Hell? I just lost 18 years because I think the glass is always half empty? 2024 isn't THAT far away! Jesus!
Now, completely freaking out, I continued to keep all of the other info the same, and just played around with the "mode". Here are my results:
Normal: Saturday, June 14, 2042
Pessimistic: Tuesday, April 9, 2024
Optimistic: Friday, August 3, 2063
Sadistic: Tuesday, June 14, 2005
My favorite is of course "sadistic", which revealed to me that if I DID have such a disposition, I would already be dead for 2 years, and to "have a nice day!".
Clearly, the way for me to go is "Optimistic", which would give me another 21 years, and let me croak at the ripe old age of 95, but I just don't think I'm ready for that big of a life change.
P.S. I tried fiddling with some of the other numbers, and nothing brings about such a dramatic change of life as your personality does. I even changed my BMI to make myself morbidly obese, and it shortened my life by only a few weeks.
Now tell me, WHY am I always at the gym again?
Sunday, September 16, 2007
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