Sunday, April 15, 2007

I Like To Do WHAT?

Thanks to Kat for continuing to put up cool stuff on her site, so I can just blatantly rip it off and post it here. It makes my life much easier. If I keep doing shit like this, I might even be able to update more than once a week.

Anyway, this is pretty fun.

Go to GOOGLE, and type in " likes to " and gaze in wide wonder at all the funny shit that pops up.....

Some of my favs....

"Andrew likes to play basketball and computer games, so he enjoyed making this website." - Well, they got the computer games part right, anyway....

"As you might have guessed, Andrew likes to keep an eye on his hardware." - How did they know? I always keep the shades drawn....

"In his spare time, Andrew likes to go to the nearby beaches to go swimming or snorkelling with his girlfriend" - 100% true, but don't tell my wife....

"Andrew likes to keep a journal detailing the expansion and discoloration of the dark circles under his eyes " - What the fuck?

"Good thing Andrew likes to wrestle!" - Yeah really! Thank God!

"Andrew likes to fuck with misplaced seriousness, among other things." - I'm not smart enough to understand if this really IS how I fuck or not....

"Andrew likes to spit up a lot but he is gaining weight sufficiently." - Again, fucking DEAD-ON!

There are a ton of others, but you get the idea.... What do you guys come up with?

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