Anyway, this is pretty fun.
Go to GOOGLE, and type in "
Some of my favs....
"Andrew likes to play basketball and computer games, so he enjoyed making this website." - Well, they got the computer games part right, anyway....
"As you might have guessed, Andrew likes to keep an eye on his hardware." - How did they know? I always keep the shades drawn....
"In his spare time, Andrew likes to go to the nearby beaches to go swimming or snorkelling with his girlfriend" - 100% true, but don't tell my wife....
"Andrew likes to keep a journal detailing the expansion and discoloration of the dark circles under his eyes " - What the fuck?
"Good thing Andrew likes to wrestle!" - Yeah really! Thank God!
"Andrew likes to fuck with misplaced seriousness, among other things." - I'm not smart enough to understand if this really IS how I fuck or not....
"Andrew likes to spit up a lot but he is gaining weight sufficiently." - Again, fucking DEAD-ON!
There are a ton of others, but you get the idea.... What do you guys come up with?
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