Thursday, March 22, 2007

Meet My New Wife

Or at least my new mistress. At least, she will be... she just doesn't know it yet.

Does anyone know much about this chick? Her name is Marion Raven, and supposedly she is a pretty big Norwegian pop star.

Before I saw this video, I had never seen nor heard of her before, but she is definitely ranking quite high this week on my "Hottie-Boom-Bottie" meter..

I have been obsessing over this song and video all week. My OCD is starting to take over.

I can see the signs now:

1) Listen to this non-stop for the next week
2) Download song onto my IPOD
3) Start to hum song in my sleep, while I dream about the all-women orgy from the video.
4) Begin to stalk her, hiding in my car outside her home and digging thru her garbage in the wee hours of the night.
5) Get slapped with restraining order
6) Propose.

It's really a fairytale romance.....

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