I Remember Meme

Ok, I usually avoid these things like the plague, but my dear close friend who I have never met, Anna-banana, has "tagged" me, so here goes...

3 Things That Scare Me: Getting Old, Family Members Dieing, Heights
3 People Who Make Me Laugh: Earl, Brian Regan, Larry David
3 Things I Love: Saturdays where I don't have to do a DAMN thing, Christmas Eve, My son laughing
3 Things I Hate: Bigotry, Red-tape, Nascar
3 Things I Don't Understand: Nascar (see above. How fucking hard can it be to slam my foot on the gas and drive in a circle?), My tax forms, a car engine (I'm such a girly man..)
3 Things I'm Doing Right Now: Tivo-ing Survivor, Listening to my audio book, Putting my son to bed (in like 5 mins...)
3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die: Go to Japan, Become a Millionaire, Join the underground Thai illegal street fighting circuit and kill my way to become Bloodsport Champion.....
3 Things I Can Do: Fix Computers, Play any video game instantly like a Grandmaster, Fight Mike Tyson (yeah, I can do that... he'd just kick my ass, is all...)
3 Things I Can't Do: Fix a Car, Watch more than 1 inning of Baseball without being bored shitless, Sleep thru the night without something waking me the fuck up.
3 Things I Think You Should Listen To: Marion Raven (you knew that was comming), Weezer, Me singing in the shower (that's for YOU, ladies....)
3 Things You Should Never Listen To: Racists, Right-Wing Republicans, Earl singing in the shower (he just sings so much louder than me and drowns me out... wait, what?)
3 Things I'd Like To Learn: Italian (I can speak it, but not well enough to suit my family), to control my temper, How to better handle being this damn good looking
3 Shows I Watched As A Kid: The Dukes of Hazard (which is weird considering my hatred of all things Nascar), The Incredible Hulk, Super-Friends
3 Bloggers I've tagged: I will choose to tag No-one. Pretty much everyone I know has already been tagged, anyway.....

There. Happy now, Blondie? Now go fix your damn computer so you can start posting in the forums again!