Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Survivor: Cook Islands - Weeks 7, 8, & 9





Well, I haven’t written lately about the latest happenings in my favorite reality show for 2 important reasons:

1- I’m Lazy
2- I realize that not too many people care about this crap except me.

However, I will at least say that I am happy to report I am still alive and kickin’ in my Survivor Pool. My survivor, Adam, is pretty much a nincompoop who is just begging to be voted off as soon as the tribes merge (which, according to my lovely Tivo, should be happening this week). Plus, it looks like this week, Adam actually manages to get laid, so I should at least get some bonus points for that achievement.

Anyway, in the last 3 weeks, we have bid a fond farewell to 4 survivors:

Jessica (aka Rollergirl), the roller derby chick who definitely gets my vote for coolest chick on the island, but her constant waffling about picking an alliance is what ultimately got her done in. Don’t people watch this show before going on it?

Next up for having their torched snuffed (that sounds dirty) was Brad, the flamingly gay fashion designer from NY. Again, did he watch the show? It’s probably not a good idea to go on Survivor, then talk about how you don’t trust anyone and aren’t part of the team. It tends to get you in trouble.

Then, in last week’s surprise double elimination whammy, we said goodbye to Rebecca and Jenny, who I’d like to talk about more, but were so damn forgettable that I have nothing really to say.

Slyde’s Current chance of winning – 9:1 (and seeing as how my new M.O. seems to be paying ungodly amounts of money for internet Muppets, you all had better hope I win!).

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