Saturday, August 12, 2006

Can You Tell Me How To Get...

Nothing major going on here today, but I wanted to just drop a quick note to let all you little luv-bunnies know that I will be AWOL for a couple days.

Am I going to some Hedonistic Caribbean holiday? Nope...

Am I going down to New Orleans for my own personal drunken Mardi-Gras? Nopers..

Am I just going away for a few days for some much needed relaxation? You would THINK, but again, no.

No, tomorrow morning at 6am, we leave for HERE and HERE.

When I return next week, I may have to ask one of you kind souls to put me out of my happy-tune-humming, kiddie-pool-peeing, overpriced-stuffed-animal-piece-of-crap buying, Muppet-hating misery.

When I return, I am going to need some laughs (and a prescription for Valium, I'm sure).

So, I had an idea. This could be interesting.

Do me a favor, and finish this sentence:

"The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I ....."

Hopefully this will give me some chuckles upon my return (and if you are all lucky, this trip might give me my NEW all-time most embarrassing moment to share)....

Cya soon guys.........

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